“Mummy, it’s smells of poo……………MUMMY IT SMELLS OF POO………… MUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYY IIIIIITTTTT SSSSSSMMMMMEEEEELLLLSSSS OOOOOOFFFFF POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, and repeat.
No visit to the farm is complete without running commentary from the kids. Other favourites include “Mummy, that goat looks like Grandma” and ‘Daddy, why has the horse got a big willy and you’ve got a tiny willy?”
Check out these great local farms, and be sure to send us your kids’ (full volume) ‘observations’.